It's the place to be;
DigitalNigel.com;
Now just come and see.
 Monosylabic;
Really is not what it means;
Crap dictionary.
 Wall computer on;
Send me the stupid files;
Wall computer off.
Lots of homework now;
cannot even think straight now;
So much crap to do.
 Who uses big words;
Sesquipedalianist;
Who knows what that means.
 Rock climbing is fun;
But it is so challenging;
Better rope up now.
Anthrax is not fun;
Don't get mail from anyone;
Thanks Postal Service.
 I are confused;
What the hell is going on;
Somebody tell me.
 Sadness engulfs me;
Why must the world be so evil;
Just kidding, I'm fine.
I can write Haikus;
Though they can be difficult;
Mostly they're easy.
 Seattle is fun;
Never has snow does it though;
That fact makes me sad.
 Why must it be hard;
Antidisestablishment;
To get negatives.